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![]() BATMAN RETURNS Saving Gotham City from a fate
worse than death, Michael Keaton's Batman comes up against The Penguin
(Danny DeVito) and Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer).
VHS VIDEO, COLOR
Run time: Approx. 126 minutes 1992 Released thru Warner Brothers Rated PG-13 Tape is a previously screened rental. |
![]() BATTLE OF THE WORLDS Claude Rains Italian Sci-fi Those whacky Italians. Science
fiction gets yet another quirky
treatment with the addition of grumbling scientist Claude Rains in
"Battle of the Worlds." It seems that Mars station is getting a new
planet on their radar (radar?) but investigating spaceships get
slaughtered by flying saucers. Rains and his team of dysfunctional
scientists come to the rescue. Rains is hilarious as an outspoken
scientist who refuses to take any crap from anyone.
VHS VIDEO, COLOR
1963 Approx. 84 minutes Released thru GoodTimes Home Video Not rated. Tape is a previously screened rental. |
![]() CHINATOWN JACK NICHOLSON One of Jack Nicholson's Best Movies and a real treat for fans of noir era Los Angeles. VHS VIDEO, COLOR
Run time: Approx. 131 minutes 1974 Released thru Paramount Home Video Rated R Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() CHINATOWN JACK NICHOLSON Seeing double? Yeah, you are! Only difference between these two is the box art. VHS VIDEO, COLOR
Run time: Approx. 131 minutes 1974 Released thru Paramount Home Video Rated R Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() COME SEE THE PARADISE Dennis Quaid Tamlyn Tomita Dennis Quaid plays a hot blooded
Irish-American who romances and marries a Japanese American woman just
as World War Two breaks out. The culture clash becomes even more
difficult when she is sent to an internment camp.
VHS VIDEO, COLOR
1990 Run time: Apx. 135 minutes Released thru CBS FOX Video Rated R Tape is a previously screened rental. |
![]() THE DALLAS CONNECTION JULIE STRAIN Spy-Action Assassins led by Black Widow
(Julie Strain) are out to kill Antonio
Morales (Rodrigo Obregon) to prevent him from handing a computer chip
over to IWAR headquarters. It's up to secret agents Chris Cannon
(Bruce Penhall), Mark Austin (Mark Barriere), and Samantha Maxx
(Samantha Phillips) to stop them.
Continuing in the classic Andy Sadiris R-rated movie tradition of Playmate quality T&A -- Sidaris' son, Christain Drew Sadiris directed and wrote this one. With Julie K. Smith, Wendy Hamilton, T. J. Myers, Gerald Okamura, Roland Marcus, Cassidy Phillips, Ron Browning, Tom Abbott, William Fain, Betty Jo Lebrun. VHS VIDEO, COLOR
1994 Run time: Approx. 94 minutes Released thru Skyhawk, Monarch Home Video Rated R Previously Viewed |
![]() DRACULA BLOWS HIS COOL European soft core comedy The title pretty much explains it.
The original 1979 German title was "Graf Dracula beißt jetzt in
Oberbayern". But why complicate things? An ancestor of Drac, in an
attempt to save his legacy, Castle Skrew (pun intended), turns the old
haunt into a disco and photography studio. All the activity disturbs
his sleeping vampire great-great who decides to make a meal or two of
all the beautiful women hanging out in the old home.
VHS VIDEO, COLOR
Run time: Approx. 91 minutes 1979 (1984) Released thru Media Home Entertainment Rated R Tape is a previously screened rental. |
![]() HIGH TIDE JUDY DAVIS Aussie director Gillian Armstrong
(My Brillliant Career; Star Struck), turns in this fun little film.
Lilli (Judy Davis) needs to get her car fixed, but life suddenly gets
more complicated. First she get fired from her job as a backup singer
for an Elvis impersonator. Stuck in a honky tonk Australian beach town
(we should be so lucky) with no money or talent, what does one do?
Become a stripper. of course. Then a daughter she had given away shows
up at her doorstep ...
Academy Award nominee Judy Davis turns in a fine performance in this almost unknown feature. VHS VIDEO, COLOR
Run time: Approx. 102 minutes 1987 Released thru Nelson Entertainment Rated PG-13 Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() HIGHLANDER Extended European Cut Do I really need to explain this
movie?
Christopher Lambert plays Conner Macleod, who discoveres that he cannot die -- unless he loses his head in combat. He learns more about his immortality from another immortal, played by Sean Connery. This movie spawned at least three features, two TV series and a made-for TV movie. VHS VIDEO, COLOR
Run time: Approx. 110 minutes 1986 Released thru Thorne EMI Screen Entertainment Rated R Tape is a previously screened rental. |
![]() JABBERWOCKY Terry Gilliam Michael Palin Monty Python alumnus Terry Gilliam
directs with fellow pythoner Michael
Palin stepping into the lead role as a country bumpkin who meets a
beautiful princess during the very Dark Ages in what can only be
described as a very dark comedy. As with any Python influenced film,
NOTHING is sacred. But everything is funny...
VHS VIDEO; COLOR
1977 Run time: Approx. 101 minutes Released thru RCA / COLUMBIA PICTURES HOME VIDEO Rated PG Tape has been previously screened |
![]() JOHNNY HANDSOME Mickey Rourke Walter Hill directed this
tale of revenge when born-deformed Johnny (Rourke) and his best
friend are double crossed during a robbery, his best friend is killed
and Johnny takes the rap. In prison, a sympathetic surgeon gives Johnny
a new face, so when Johnny gets out, he's really like a new man!
VHS VIDEO, COLOR
Run time: Approx. 96 minutes 1988 Released thru IVE Rated R Tape is a previously screened rental. |
![]() LONG JOHN SILVER Robert Newton There be pirates -- and Robert
Newton set the standard for the stereotype in feature films. This
classic adventure film, based on the Robert Louis Stevenson's "Treasure
Island" (the title of the original feature), has Long John in search of
yet another dead man's chest. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
VHS VIDEO, COLOR
Run time: Approx. 109 minutes 1954 Released thru Viking Video Classics Unrated Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() MAN ON FIRE Scott Glenn Brooke Adams Danny Aiello Jade Malle CIA agent Creasy (Glenn) is a
broken man living and working in Italy where terrorism abounds. Then he
gets a job protecting the daughter of a wealthy family. Then she gets
kidnapped. Then he goes over the edge to get her back.
VHS VIDEO, COLOR
1987 Run time: Approx. 112 minutes Released thru AVID Home Entertainment Rated R Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() MISTRESS Danny Aiello Robert De Niro Martin Landau Eli Wallach Robert Wuhl Robert
Wuhl plays a movie director who has integrity, vision, a serious script
and no career. Landau plays a sleazy producer who introduces Wuhl to
three investors (De Niro, Aiello, Wallach) who want to get their
girlfriends to star in the film. Now, how does one close this deal?
Welcome to Hollywood. VHS VIDEO, COLOR
1993 Run time: Approx. 112 minutes Released thru Live Home Video Rated R Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() MONTY PYTHON: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT What can I say that hasn't already
been said? Classic skits and
silliness from the minds that created one of the most popular British
television comedy shows. Includes the famous dead parrot sketch -- not
to mention the "World's Funniest Joke" and "How Not to be Seen".
VHS VIDEO, COLOR 1971 Approx. 88 minutes Released thru RCA / Columbia Pictures Rated-PG Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() OPEN SEASON A Comedy by Robert Wuhl Robert Wuhl Rod Taylor Maggie Han Gailard Sartain Helen Shaver Loyal and trustworthy tour guide
for an all powerful TV ratings service, Stuart (Wuhl) suddenly finds
his life turned upside down when a computer glitch sends the top
ranking network to the basement, and a low rated public TV station into
the upper atmosphere -- setting off a ratings war that reaches comic
heights. Wuhl both wrote and directed this film.
VHS VIDEO, COLOR 1996 Run time: Approx. 102 minutes Released thru Republic Pictures Rated R Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() PHANTOM FROM SPACE CLASSIC 50s SCI-FI Classic Sci-fi movie stuff from
1953 about a strange space creature
that goes about murdering people. I remember it as one of those
midnight TV movies -- back when TV still ran movies at night. Ah, the
good old days...
VHS VIDEO, B&W 1953 Run time: Approx. 73 minutes Released thru Goodtimes Home Video Corp. Not Rated. Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() RE-ANIMATOR HORROR CLASSIC Actor Jeffrey Combs is brilliant.
He recently tore it up on "Star Trek:
Enterprise" doing more impressive acting in what few scenes he had then
most of the rest of the cast did in two seasons. But his claim to fame
is the "Re-Animator" series of horror films where he plays a new kind
of mad scientist: Doctor Herbert West. The doc has dreams of bringing
dead people and animals back to life, and he succeeds all too well.
RE-ANIMATOR is based on a story by H. P. Lovecraft.
VHS VIDEO, COLOR 1985 Approx. 86 minutes Released thru Vestron Video Not Rated - This is the UN-rated edition. Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() REPTILE HAMMER FILMS CLASSIC Noel Willman Jennifer Daniel Ray Barrett Jacqueline Pearce One of the Hammer Classics and for
those of you who never heard of Hammer FIlms, well, do a google search.
Hammer, based in the UK, cranked out these horror films like crazy,
especially during the 60s, and they were great camp fun back then. A
doctor performs and experiment on his daughter and turns her into a
reptile. This offends a cult of snake worshippers. You can guess the
rest.
VHS VIDEO, COLOR, widescreen
version
Digitally Mastered 1966 Run time: Approx. 91 minutes Released thru Anchor Bay Not Rated Tape is a previously screened rental. |
![]() SINGLES Bridget Fonda Campbell Scott Matt Dillon Kyra Sedgwick Dir: Cameron Crowe I guess the 80s had their "30
somethings" so naturally someone would come along and do the same thing
for the 90s generation.
"Singles" is about a group of Seattle "twentysomethings" searching for or running away from love. Isn't that special? VHS VIDEO, COLOR
1997 Run time: Approx. 100 minutes Released thru Rated PG-13 Tape is a previously screened rental. |
![]() THE STRANGER ORSON WELLES CLASSIC This film has such an amazing
history -- much of it the
making of Orson
Welles -- whose career was hanging by a shoestring when Producer Sam
Spiegel (note: he used the acronym S. P. Eagle in the credits!) offered
him the director's chair. While Welles crashed and burned career-wise
(but not because of this film), THE STRANGER remains a fine example of
Welles' genius -- both in front of and behind the cameras.
Under-budgeted Noir film, "THE STRANGER" is a post-war horror story of an evil nazi (Welles) who escapes to small town America under a new identity -- and who eventually marries the daughter (Loretta Young) of a U.S. Supreme Court Justice! (Yikes!). Nazihunter Edward G. Robinson is tracking down the naughty fellow. VHS VIDEO, B&W
1946 Approx. 95 minutes Released thru Diamond Entertainment Corp & RKO Radio PIctures Not Rated. Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() TAPEHEADS JOHN CUSACK Tim Robbins Ex-Monkee-turned-producer Michael
Nesmith turned in this comedy which examines the insanity of the music
scene. And he should know.
VHS VIDEO, COLOR
1989 Run time: Approx. 93 minutes Released thru Pacific Arts Video Rated R Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() VALLEY OF GWANGI JAMES FRANCISCUS GILA GOLAN Ray Harryhausen turned this
made-in-Spain production into a fun movie despite the pedestrian plot.
Cowboys discover ancient dinosaurs and decide to hold a roundup.
Remember, this was BEFORE computers. VHS VIDEO, COLOR
1969 Run time: Approx. 96 minutes Released thru Warner Bros. Rated G Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH VICTORIA VETRI "One Million Years BC" made a lot
of box office -- possibly because of Raquel Welsh's fur bikini -- so
the producers turned around and made a sequel, but Raquel wasn't
available for
the return engagement, so they tapped Playboy Playmate Victoria Vetri
who fills out the fur bikini nicely.
This movie is great fun, mostly because of the stop motion dinosaurs, this time modeled and filmed by Harryhausen's protege, Jim Danforth. VHS VIDEO, COLOR
1969 Run time: Approx. 96 minutes Released thru Warner Bros. Rated G Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() WHEN THE LEGENDS DIE Richard Widmark Frederic Forrest Based on the Hal Borland book,
"When the Legends Die" is the bittersweet story of Tom Black Bull
(Forrest). Tom, being raised in the old ways, gets yanked into the
modern world and thrown into the rigid Indian School on the
reservation. Not a model student, he becomes the legal ward of Red
Dillon (Widmark) an aging rodeo cowboy who discovers his skill with
breaking horses and starts him on a new career as a rodeo
contestant.
Widmark and Forrest are outstanding in this nearly forgotten film released in the early 1970s. Recommended. VHS VIDEO, COLOR
1972 Run time: Approx. 105 minutes Released thru Playhouse Video Rated PG Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() WHOOPS APOCALYPSE Loretta Swit Peter Cook Michael Richards Rik Mayall Ian Richardson Alexei Sayle Herbert Lom Loretta Swit plays the first
female U.S. President who ends up bookended between the British and a
tiny little central american country that invades one of the UKs
protectorates. Escalating potential nuclear warfare and humor ensue.
VHS VIDEO, COLOR
1986 Run time: Approx. 93 minutes Released thru MGM / UA Home Video Rated R Tape is a previously screened rental |
![]() HOLLYWOOD EROTIC FILM FESTIVAL Yeah, I
know, it's out of order, but this one nearly slipped through the crack.
A series of "sexy shorts" for the softcore crowd. VHS VIDEO, COLOR
1987 Run time: Approx. 75 minutes Released thru Paramount Pictures Rated R Mature Audiences Tape is a previously screened rental |
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DINOSAUR VALLEY GIRLS The Director's Cut VHS Color 94 minutes un-rated director's cut contains sexual situations and nudity released: 1997 by Frontline Ent. |
Dinosaur Valley Girls The Book by Don Glut large paperback 1998 |
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BUY the
book and the video for $8.00
plus shipping and handling Ever since the late Frank Zappa recorded the classic "Valley Girl" song, movie makers seemed to flock to the idea. Producer--Filmmaker Don Glut, working the bottom of the film budget universe, managed to write, direct and release this imaginative epic. "Dinosaur Valley Girls" is the story of this modern age guy who drops into a time warp and meets up with stone age barbie dolls and a couple of stop motion Paleozoic nasties. Obviously DVG is played mostly tongue-in-cheek -- and some of those cheeks are very nice indeed (sorry, couldn't resist). Don Glut took DVG a step further by also writing a book about the experience. For you "Z" budget filmmakers out there, it can be valuable information on how to make a movie. Besides the usual behind the scenes pictures, "Dinosaur Valley Girls -- the Book" includes the script; how it was shot; what got cut out or dropped from the shooting schedule. Whatever else you may think about the end result, it is fascinating to watch and then read how and/or why certain decisions were made. I subscribe to the two-medium-pizzas-and-a-six-pack method of viewing "B" movies. But this special adds the educational benefit of reading about it too. |
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