FEATURE FILMS
MADE-FOR-VIDEO FEATURE RELEASES

OFF BEAT 1986 Judge Reinhold Meg Tilly Joe Gower (Reinhold) works in the library (on roller skates!?) Adding complication to his otherwise bookish life, Gower agrees to pose as a police officer and participate in a charity dance. He falls for a female officer in the show and gets into various scrapes with fellow cops and also crooks.

OFF THE WALL 1982 Paul Sorvino Rosanna Arquette (From the imdb.com) "Two young hitchhikers are picked up a speed-crazed young woman, who tears around the countryside. She leaves them to take the blame for her activities, and they find themselves sentenced to six months in prison. The girl, feeling bad about what she did to them, resolves to break them out of the prison."

ONE NIGHT STAND 1984 (Australia) A movie about teens trying to act like teens while the world is just about to push the nuclear button. The ending is almost as depressing as "On the Beach." SOLD No Longer Available

OXFORD BLUES 1984 Rob Lowe Alley Sheedy Amanda Pays Lowe is the fish-out-of-water at Oxford where he gets the hots for royalty (Amanda Pays) and ends up with Alley Sheedy. Hey, unfair!

PARTY ANIMAL 1983 More "Animal House" hyjinks on campus. A pizza and beer movie.

PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE 1974 Paul Williams Gerrit Graham I'll never understand the attraction to Rocky Horror Picture Show when Phantom of the Paradise is a far superior movie. SOLD No Longer Available

PHASE 4 1974 Nigel Davenport Michael Murphy Lynne Frederick dir: Saul Bass Director Saul Bass made this moody sci-fi pic about ants taking over the world. SOLD No Longer Available

PICASSO TRIGGER 1989 Dona Spier dir. Andy Sadaris Playmate Dona Spier bares lots of skin in this Andy Sidaris outing. It is spies and counterspies and lots of guns (of more than one kind) and bikinis. Yummy.

PORKY'S REVENGE aka "Porky's 3" 1985 Dan Monahan The amazing success of "Porky's" spawned 2 sequels. This is number 3 SOLD No Longer Available

PORKY'S 2-THE NEXT DAY 1983 Dan Monahan Sort of a "Down South In the Swamp Animal House" if you must know. "Porky's" was a big hit on the theater circuit so they made several sequels. Get your corn here (see the film, you'll get the joke). SOLD No Longer Available

PRIME TIME 1980 Warren Oates (TV satire) There were several TV parodies in this time. Remember: Tunnelvision? Kentucky Fried Movie? Groove Tube? PRIME TIME is one of the lesser known films but it contains some really funny bits. SOLD No Longer Available

PROTOCAL 1984 Goldie Hawn Chris Sarandon Goldie Hawn really can act and she is very good at playing a ditz, even a fairly smart ditz. Small town transplant ends up the toast of the diplomatic corps and becomes a pawn in a sneaky political ploy. Yes, it's a comedy. Better than it sounds. I also recommend seeing Hawn's recent film titled "The Banger Sisters."

PURPLE RAIN 1984 Prince Apollonia Kotero Morris Day Clarence Williams III Morris Day all but steals the show from moody Prince. Mostly we just want to stare at Apollonia's chest -- or her entire body for that matter. Semi-autobiographical musical that put Prince's star on both the musical and movie map. Fans of his music get an earfull too. SALE PENDING

RATINGS GAME 1984 Danny Devito Rhea Perlman When Danny Devito discovers (by accident) that he can control the TV ratings, the whole network he works for goes off the tracks. SOLD No Longer Available

RECKLESS 1984 Aidan Quinn Darryl Hannah Aidan Quinn plays the troubled James Dean part and he's not bad. Trapped in a dirty ugly steel town, he only wants out. He finds his love interest in an equally moody Darryl Hannah.

RED BLOODED AMERICAN GIRL 1990 Andrew Stevens Heather Thomas What a terrific movie this would have been had it a better budget and a better script. As it is, the idea's not bad. This biotech company is doing some very illegal experiments on human subjects and genius Andrew Stevens is brought in to bail them out of trouble. It seems this serum they came up with turns people into vampires but their blood lust only makes them consume themselves. Heather Thomas shows her body off very well as one of the victims that Stevens is trying to save.

REPO MAN 1983 Emilio Estevez Harry Dean Stanton Emilio Estevez plays a punk rocker who gets involved with a repo company. Along the way he also gets caught up in a strange alien mystery. A much under-appreciated movie. Harry Dean Stanton is brilliant as an old cynical repo man who mentors Estevez. This film rocks. SOLD -- No Longer Available

The ROOMMATE 1984 Lance Guest Barry Miller More collegeus campusis animalis housis sillinessis .... Oh, come on, you understand latin... SOLD No Longer Available

ROSEBUD BEACH HOTEL 1985 Peter Scolari Colleen Camp Ex-Busom Buddies sidekick Pete Scolari steps into a hotel comedy. Typical of the genre. SOLD No Longer Available

R.S.V.P. 1984 Adam Mills Lynda Weismeier Steve Nave Harry Reems Paul Coufos Soft-core sex film about an out-of-control party at a swank home in the Hollywood hills. SALE PENDING

SAFARI 3000 1982 Stockard Channing David Carradine Stockard Channing plays a photo-journalist who becomes a partner to driver David Carradine in an African Road Rally. SOLD No Longer Available

SAY YES! 1986 Jonathan Winters Funnyman Jonathan Winters adds his name to this b-movie comedy.

SCREWBALLS 1983 Peter Keleghan dir. Jim Wynorski Teen sex comedy by B budget exploitation director Wynorski. SOLD No Longer Available

SECRET ADMIRER 1985 C. Thomas Howell Kelly Preston Slightly above average teen comedy.

SENIORS 1978 Dennis Quaid Priscilla Barnes Above average early teen sex farce about a student who comes up with an insane plan to graduate. SOLD No Longer Available

SHERLOCK HOLMES: WOMAN IN GREEN 1945 Basil Rathbone Nigel Bruce Sherlock Holmes classic starring the razor sharp Basil Rathbone and, as Watson, the lovable teddy bear, Nigel Bruce.

SIXTEEN CANDLES 1984 Molly Ringwald Justin Henry Brat packer Ringwald plays teen angst to the limit as a young girl who is feeling ignored -- and pissed off that her family forgot her 16th birthday. (Tape comes in white clamshell box)

SLEUTH 1972 Lawrence Olivier Michael Caine Another play that became a feature film -- and a pretty good one too.

SO FINE 1981 Ryan O'Neal Jack Warden Will anyone ever remember this gem from 1981? If you remember the butt hugging jeans fad on TV, then this movie will put a smile on your face.

SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL 1987 Eric Stoltz Mary Stuart Masterson Lea Thompson Better-than-average teen angst movie about a boy (Stoltz) from the other side of the tracks (literally) who has a hot streak for a rich girl (Thompson) not noticing his closest female friend (Masterson) has an awful crush on him already.

SPACEHUNTER: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone 1983 Peter Strauss Molly Ringwald Peter Strauss gets into serious trouble tracking down a bounty on a very violent planet. Ringwald plays a street urchin -- or should I say planet urchin -- who helps Strauss find his bounty. SOLD No Longer Available

SPLASH 1984 Tom Hanks Darryl Hannah John Candy Hanks falls for a mermaid (Hannah) while John Candy yucks it up. Better-than-usual fantasy comedy from the Disney company. And I mean that in the nicest way. Movie trivia moment: I shot part of the opening credits. SOLD No Longer Available

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